Alert: Geek Tries to Kiss Valley Girl on Halloween

Geek Tries to Kiss Valley Girl on Halloween

This is a huge alert this year for Halloween, apparently there is a geek trying to Kiss a Valley Girl at a Halloween party. 

I had to stop everything I was doing and tell everyone on the internet right away when I heard about this because this could be in progress right now.

I will post the description and then everyone will have to look out for this.

Right now there are a group of geeks trying to dress up in costumes and go to a Halloween Party and one of them plans to kiss a Valley Girl in a costume, like in the movie Revenge of the Nerds only they are total geeks, right behind her skater boyfriends back.

Their goal is to dress up in a costume and go to a party and kiss a Valley Girl while he is dressed up in some outfit and then kiss this girl to see if she likes him. Then tomorrow when he's not dressed up he then plans to go out with her when she likes him for himself tomorrow. Right behind her skater boyfriends back!

All you geeks copying me and using my stuff I'm doing to try and get a Valley Girl to Kiss you on Halloween will never come to fruition. You all go around copying me and now you're planning to dress up in a Heavy Metal outfit or Punk Outfit and pretend you're me on Halloween saying you're around me and my music and book shit as a ploy to try and kiss a Valley Girl on Halloween using my material.

Then you are a geek every other day of the year and for one day you plan to dress up like me on Halloween to see if you can get a Valley Girl to Kiss you on Halloween using my material, just like in the Dead Kennedys song "Halloween". So for one day you are going to be punk or heavy metal as a costume and use my material that you get when you follow me around copying me and you are trying to use this to get a girl to kiss you on Halloween hoping that she will fall in love with you and like you for yourself and then you will be back to your regular geek self tomorrow and are hoping she will like you for your regular self just like in the Dead Kennedys song. All using my material that you get from copying me.

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Then you are doing this in some crazy plan behind her boyfriends back and trying to break them up like in Revenge of the Nerds.

This plan will never be successful, apparently a bunch of skaters are going down there to "beat you up" or something I heard.

All you geeks and nerds will never get a Valley Girl to kiss you with this crazy plan you have or ever, right now there is another plan taking place by a bunch of skaters to stop this from happening. All those skaters are going to be down there when you attempt this and they will catch you and stop you before a geek sneaks up on a Valley Girl and Kisses her.

No geek will ever get a Valley Girl to kiss her in real life, not even with a crazy plan like yours.

This is their plan...the geeks plan to separate the couple for several hours prior to them getting together at a party. They plan to distract the skater guy with free food at another party, when the skater hears this he will obviously run right over there to eat the free food and that's when they plan to run down and a kiss the Valley Girl hoping to steal her from the skater guy.

Now the skater guy is like that every day but the geek is trying to dress like him for one day on Halloween thinking he will get her too if he does that for one day and then he will be her boyfriend tomorrow. All using my material.

This will never happen, apparently the skater guy is going to "beat him up" or whatever and she hates the geek anyway.

This is apparently stemming from the people who are following me around copying me and using my material for themselves. Now it's a bunch of geeks and more losers.

This is what they have said....they said a long time ago that I wasn't going to be metal or popular anymore and then they said they we all going to be like me now and I was going to stop.

Then a bunch of geeks and losers said if I tried to be metal ever again that they were going to "beat me up" and that they were using it now.

Then they said I was going to be the loser.

So I put the run to them and they all took off before anything could happen.

They said for example that they were all wearing Misfits shirts now and it was their thing that they got from me because I am super awesome. Then they said that if I ever wore one again they were going to beat me up and then they tried to convince everyone that they were popular and not me using my material like the Misfits shirt.

When I continued to wear the shirt nothing happened and they all took off.

Now they follow me around copying me and using my material saying that they "live at my house or something" and they are "cool like Jason".

So they all think they live at my house or something and that they are using my cool stuff to try and get girls and shit but it is not true.

All you geeks that think that you know me this is not true, I have always hated you for my whole life and you are losers and will never be around my cool Misfits shit and stuff ever.

All you people knew that when you opened your mouth about that thing with my Misfits shirt that you would never be around me or my music and book shit for the rest of your life.

You knew before you said it and you know it today still that if you open your mouth about my t-shirts and shit that you would never be around me ever again. You know this for 100% fact.

You said that you were going to stop me from wearing Misfits shirts years ago....how are you going to do that??????

The answer is you can't and you're not even allowed opening your mouth and saying that to someone. Then when I did anyway you all took off because you were lying and trying to impress people.

Now your following me around copying me and wondering what I have and are trying to use my material for yourself to be popular but you are not and you will never be around me so stop thinking that I like you or something and annoying me when  I am out smoking.

If you can think of any reason in your heads that you will be around my music and book shit it is not true, I can convince you of this fact in one second.

Plus you will never be around me ever because I don't like you so you will never hear the reason, plus I have a list to go with all of them.

So stop going around copying me and saying you are around my music and book shit like you live at my house and annoying me trying to impress people.

This is the example, if I go do something you all say that it must be for someone that you know because you think your are in my life or around my music and book shit. Then when I do something you say you can't figure it out.

Like if I go buy a birthday cake you all say you don't know who it could be for because you think it must be for someone that you know but it is no one's birthday. That's because you think you live at my house or something but I don't even know you, you just follow me around and copy me in your group of "friends" or geeks or whatever.

Newsflash geeks, if I go buy a birthday cake it's for SOMEONE ELSE, not you and your friends.

You don't know what the cake is for because you are stupid....it's not for you it's for someone that I know.

So stop following me around copying me trying to find out who my birthday cakes are for because you think it must be for some that you know.

I don't know you. The cake is for someone else that I know so stop bothering me when I am out buying birthday cakes because I don't like you.

 To everyone else Happy Halloween!

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