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I was just thinking about how much I love taking trips. The best part about taking a trip is that you get to go somewhere, normally that you usually don't. When I take a trip my favorite part is when you actually go and then you are on on the trip for real. Then you can take like pictures and stuff.
When I I take a trip I really like going somewhere. Then when you get there there is all this fun stuff to do. I wish I could go on a trip all the time but I can't. Some people can though, but if they can't maybe they should go all the time. I would take a trip all the time if I could but I can't, but taking trips for some people they could go all the time if they really wanted. Then they could go super far and see all this great stuff instead of being stuck in the house or not doing anything.
Getting out to see the world and taking trips is a really great thing. People should go every time if they get the chance because trips are super fun all the time.
The best part about trips is seeing like the museum and stuff and all that and historical places. Then you get to meet all the people who live there and then they tell you all about all the stuff that happens there when you are not there on your trip.
I get super excited when I'm going on a trip and I can't wait to leave and I have to count the days on the calendar and everything and then I never want to come back because trips are super awesome!
The other best part about trips is the food, if you ever get the chance to take a trip you should because the stuff you do is super great and you never want to come home, I like breakfast when I go on trips because you get to eat at the hotel and try all this coffee that they have and stuff. I like having the coffee they have in those little white cups and stuff when I go travel and then some toast or something. Then I like having supper at a restaurant or something like a big meal there on your trip and stuff.
Then at lunch time and probably all day you can just pig out eating stuff at food vendors and tourist stuff when you are away on your trip like junk food and stuff and you can just run around all day sight seeing and going to museums and stuff and shopping and eating food all day and it's super fun and you'd never want to come home because being away on a trip is super exciting like the best fun ever and everything is great on a trip and you don't want to come home.
If you could live like that on trips all the time I would do that but I can't but other people can, all they have to do is go if they really want because some people maybe want to go on trips every day because they are the best thing ever and nothing ever sucks on a trip! They are 100% great the whole time and then all you have is fun and eat and buy stuff while you go sight seeing.
You can tell by this picture that taking trips is the best thing ever:
The people in that would never want to come home, I bet they are having the best time ever.
The other thing I love about trips is getting to go. When you take a trip you really get to go somewhere. Going somewhere is the best part of taking a trip.
The other other best part that is my favorite part of traveling to take a trip is the actually traveling itself!
The trip getting to where you are going is the super best part too because you get to see all things stuff on the way there and back.
Taking a trip is the best thing ever and if I went on a trip I'd never want to come back and just live on it so I can have fun and eat at restaurants all day and sleep in a super awesome hotel!
Taking a trip is super awesome!
Everyone should go all the time to take trips! Then everyone would be super happy all the time like me :) .
My Science Fiction book is due out on ebook format anytime now, it's just not finished yet. Thankfully these are my deadlines and not someone else's, but it should be out soon. This is is a preview of what the book series will be about.
First, strange events must take place around you when you set out to write a book. You must end up seeing bizarre events or something, most of these events must originate from New Glasgow, Nova Scotia my hometown, because there is no other place on Earth where these things could possibly take place from.
So in Halifax there are these fucking idiot people who bother you around town, they are a bunch of fucking cunts and everyone hates them. I get these people annoying me around the City sometimes when I am out saying all this stupid shit that no one has ever heard of.
When I am out sometimes I get these people trying to pry into my personal business about my home and my social life. I will be downtown or something minding my own business and they come up to you and start rambling on about some bullshit with this stupid act they are doing like they are right important and shit but they look like bums. In fact they are probably bums.
So you get these pricks or the "stupid pricks" as they are referred to as around the City coming up and asking you about your girlfriend or your house or apartment or whatever and going on like a crazy person with these wild stories trying to get you to reveal your personal information to them by participating in their bogus conservation and sharing your part so they can all go back and talk about you.
In fact I was actually in a relationship for a long time and have three children that live away from where I am at. The relationship didn't work out and now I live in Halifax, maybe someday if I get super rich off my books and etc. they will benefit from it somehow.
I also thought I was in love once and it was the biggest one ever like the real one. As it turns out I was actually sick with some kind of flu for like ten years and now I have to take two 300 mg pills per day or my flu symptoms might come back and I won't be able to concentrate on my books and music I am making because I might start thinking I'm in love again.
So now I live alone in Halifax so I can have peace and quiet and live in a house with no one yelling or fighting in it etc. and then I can get my books and music done because no one is around bothering my and causing arguments...specifically other grownups.
Since I live alone now and my bizarre flu is under control I live by myself with no one else in the house so it can be quiet all the time and then I won't be mad all the time and I can actually get my books and music done finally, which is great.
So when I go out in the City I live here alone and just go out shopping and fucking around by myself and don't have a serious relationship or anything. Then I get these people coming up to me with these crazy stories going on about my girlfriend and shit and talking about some old banana peel or shopping cart or something and think I live at their shack with them or something all up in my business prying about my personal life and stuff. Anyway, I can tell this originates from New Glasgow, Nova Scotia because they always have the same script and keep going on all the time and ranting about some banana peel non stop and they are all retarded or something. You know the ones, they are like the ones sitting in Tim Hortons banging tables all the time yelling and making stories up insulting the other customers all the time. They are all pricks and are known as the "stupid pricks" or the "fucking cunts".
So all you fucking cunts from New Glasgow all fuck off and leave me out of you banana peel conversation at your shack because I don't know you so fuck off because I don't live there and whoever my girlfriend would be is not your business so leave me out of your handicapped discussion when I'm out shopping and shit in Halifax.
So my first book series will be out soon. What I decided was I wanted to do something that would potentially make a lot of money so i went with a Science Fiction Book and comic book/cartoon thing with action figures and vehicles and shit. Something big that could be turned into this massive commercial product like the biggest sell out thing ever. Then I could make money off Christmas by selling toys and comics and shit which is easy money. I'm still doing heavy metal music and starting a label and shit and that stuff will be coming out soon too, even it's some demo shit or something for stuff that will be on the label it will be coming out soon. So that's pretty small compared to some big toy company or science fiction franchise so I decided to put my efforts into that so I can get the action figure and toy money from the Christmas catalog market if it all works out. The I will make tons of money.
I also wanted to write something that has a lot of villains not just with one band guy or bad guy team in it so I can keep churning out toys and books and comics to cash in on indefinitely.
The science fiction book series I am writing will probably be called SPACE COMMAND. There is other shit out called Space Command but mine is the real one. In science fiction there are so many books you can't copyright titles most of the time and everything is taken so you can't help it. My Science Fiction Book series and Comic Book etc. is the real SPACE COMMAND, any other series using the name sucks and is stupid. Mine is the good one, so sci fi books are like band names there are a bunch that are the same.
So the first SPACE COMMAND book is not finished yet and I have a website to do etc. I also wanted to put up some sketches for the characters so people can get the look of it when they read the book and see the characters which I am still working on.
Hopefully this will be done soon so people can see what it looks like when the ebook comes out. PREVIEW:
SPACE COMMAND
by
Jason MacKenzie
In the future Earth has penetrated the vast reaches of Outer Space and has discovered infinite terrible worlds and dimensions, a universe with no allegiances where everyone is enemies all on their own quests for power and control.
A new realm of planets and dimensions has been revealed, creatures and human like beings struggle to dominate space in a scientific driven future of bizarre technology and warfare. Space travel has led Earth into other dimensions and into the depths of space where massive planets exist with different physics and scales than Earth with human like species dominating their regions from human like worlds larger than the size of Jupiter.
Horrible and terrifying science and inventions dominate the Spacial Regions outside the regions of Earth. There is no law or humanity in Space only science and technology led by human like beings and intelligent creatures in an eternal struggle of science and warfare.
Dimensions and galaxies of different physics must be overcome for Earth to explore Space and defend itself from infinite attack from the reaches of space. Strange characters with inhuman technology and science are on a continuous quest to penetrate the Earth.
Earth must continually adapt to the scientific and military threat from beyond Earth's Spacial Perimeter in the deep outer reaches of space in facing a permanent attack by forces from beyond the Earth in their infinite quest for scientific advancement and military power.
Worm Holes have been mapped by the forces of Earth to the outer perimeter of the Spacial Region and have been blocked from penetration from outside forces attempting to invade the Earth. Outposts in the depths of Space around the Earth have been setup to monitor the worm holes and protect the Earth from penetration by these terrible inhumane forces from the depths of outer space.
Earth's Admirals from Space Command must continuously monitor the threats from Space while Space Command's forces patrol the outer regions of space scanning for threats. The Military Admirals of Earth must evaluate scientific data with their Science Team to adapt the Earth to the new technologies being discovered and evaluate battle plans by the Earth's Military before sending Earth's Forces in to Battle in outer space on other planets and strange dimensions.
Earth's Military led by the Space Command Team must penetrate the reaches of other worlds and dimensions alone and transmit the data in secret to Earth's Admirals where they must evaluate the scientific data to adapt their ships and forces to the new planets and dimensions and make the battle plan decisions for the attacks on other worlds by Earth's Military in support of the Space Command Team who are on ground and calling in the strikes on other worlds.
For example you say "YOLO, FHRITP." Which means, "You only live once, fuck her right in the pussy."
The guy was charged with Sexual Harassment which is Unconstitutional. Yelling at someone outside is NOT ILLEGAL.
It is up to the other person to yell back and tell them off. This is the gay argument that people aren't allowed yelling profanities at each other in public.
Harassment would have been if he was following her around all the time yelling and stuff. They said he drove by and yelled Fuck her right in the pussy when she was doing a news broadcast which is NOT illegal.
However, pressing charges for yelling is illegal.
The news broadcaster Heather Gillis didn't like being yelled at in public and pressed charges.
So they are saying yelling Fuck Her Right In The Pussy at Heather Gillis is Illegal when she is out filming the local news. Which it isn't.
HEATHER GILLIS: Illegal to yell "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY" at her in Canada while she is outside in the Public.
This is quite the cause for NTV in Newfounland, Local Police and Heather Gillis to be taking up in Canada's courts.
The Law they are pushing for: NOT ALLOWED TO YELL AT NEWS REPORTERS.
This is totally illegal. This will probably go nowhere as you can't call the cops if people yell at you outside unless they are a stalker or something and it is ongoing.
The news story is titled "Man Charged After TV Reporter Hit With Sexist Slur"
Newsflash Television People...Sexist Slurs are not illegal. The same as racial slurs.
The actual story should have been "Man Illegal Charged for Yelling Sexist Slur".
Saying it is because she is a news reporter is worse because they mean she has special privileges like she is the Queen of England or something and you're forbidden from opening your mouth around her in public because she's right important and has a job on the news in Newfoundland.
According to her biography Heather Gillis graduated from Kings College at Dalhausie in Halifax in 2011 six years ago and took Political Science and Sociology in Newfoundland.
Now you can't yell at her outside or you'll get charged with harrassment because she's right big in Newfoundland.
Copied from Twitter:
"A man in this truck just yelled FHITP at me while during an interview at the landfill. #notokay#growup Publicly shaming you."
So after Fuck Her Right in the Pussy was yelled at Heather Gillis from Kings at Dal she said she was publically shamed and the Police pressed charges.
Yeah right, that's going to get far in the courts.
Now all her people are on Twitter saying how great for her it is that that did that all Tweeting about it because she should have special rights cause she went to Kings at Dal and is on NTV.
Now the Newfoundland Police are on Twitter posting with her looking for attention saying that disrespecting people is illegal.
The whole story is not even believable and they must be the gayest cop calling people to ever exist.
All of NTV in Newfoundland can FHRIPT in my opinion. They will probably all be arrested up there anyway for breaking the constitution and covering it on the news to pass some illegal law anyway.
LAME.
The Police's charges they are saying are based on:
Today is the Saturday before Easter which is, tomorrow. Girls ask me this all the time, this is what I tell them........
Just remember Easter Saturday is not a Holiday...Sunday is and so is Friday.
The deal with good Friday is the Easter bunny is super small and Good Friday is a holiday, this is the day he leaves so he can get there on Easter Sunday to deliver your Easter Presents because he's just a little bunny so it takes him two days to make the trip.
Saturday is a travel day for the Easter Bunny so you're allowed to go shopping, and he will be here tomorrow which is a holiday like Good Friday when he leaves.
The Federal Government this week is planning to pass regulations to openly legalize marijuana in all of Canada.
They are debating the minimum age which may be 25 because apparently weed can slow brain development in young people.
However, the legal age may be 18 and will be up to the individual Provinces to set the local minimum age to buy marijuana like with smoking and alcohol.
They are planning to regulate marijuana in the same way as tobacco and alcohol but advertising will be similar to tobacco. They are recommending store front sales as well as mail order purchasing and a 4 plant limit per person in your house.
The law could be in place for next Summer on July 1st, 2018.
The Federal Government says this will reduce crime by taking profits from gangs and increase tax revenue.
Legal marijuana will be about $9 per gram and could generate up to $1 Billion Dollars per year in tax revenue.
Star Wars – Rogue One is a “one
off”, one movie by itself set in the Star Wars Universe and is a standalone
story. This move is a prequel to Star Wars – A New Hope, the original from
1977.
I got the Blu-ray Disc version
this week when it came out and it comes with a DVD version in it and a bonus
disc of special features and a free digital download on the internet for like
$25.
To officially rate this video I
had to realign the movie review rating system to give it the proper amount of
stars or whatever out of 10 rating.
This is the new format for
reviewing movies today because they are so terrible:
Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back from the 1980’s is the new
official 10/10 rating. All movies from now on should be compared to Star Wars -
Empire Strikes Back for the official textbook definition of what a 10/10 movie
or 5 Stars for example would look like.
Based on this example most movies
today receive a -7 Rating, meaning for each movie you watch you have lost -7 entertainment
points. So instead of entertaining yourself for 2 hours you have made your life
worse because your choice of entertainment has decreased the value of your
time.
So watching a movie that got a
3/10 rating made your life +3 entertainment points better, even if it
sucked.For 2 hours or so your life was
+3 entertainment points more enjoyable.
Today most movies are a negative
seven out of ten or -7/10 is how you would write it. That means every time you
watch a movie you lost entertainment points and your life was a -7 worse for
your entertainment value.
So instead of going to the movies
to have fun, your life was WORSE for two hours. So if a 10/10 is the best time
ever, you lost all 10 entertainment points and gave up 7 out of your time. So
instead of having fun you were punished for 2 hours at a -7/10 movie which made
your life worse.
That would be compared to the
Classic 10/10 Movie or 5 Stars they call it, Star Wars – The Empire Strikes
Back from the 1980’s.
Movies today mostly receive -7/10
compared to the 1980’s benchmark 10/10 Star Wars – Empire Strikes Back, one of
the best movies ever.
Star War’s – Rogue One on Blu-ray
gets a 10/10 on the new rating system, which would be about a 3/10 overall on
the old rating system based on the benchmark Star Wars – The Empire Strikes
Back.
However, for battle scenes Star
Wars - Rouge One gets a 7/10 for fight scenes on the old system compared to
Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back.
Giving it a 10/10 or 5 Stars, based on today’s new movie rating system.
What the movie lacks is “Classic
Characters”, so it is supposed to be an old story from the Star Wars Universe
but it is about different characters who are not classic characters and are
rebel forces not Jedi’s. So it’s about the Rebels in the Rebel Alliance, not
Jedi’s.
No classic characters gives the
movie 3/10 on the old rating system and a 7/10 for fight scenes and original
costumes and ships like in Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back.
Today, that would give Star Wars – Rogue One a 10/10 for modern movies.
Other movies today receive a
-7/10 on the old system which meant you were making life worse for the duration
of the film.
On the new system today a -7/10 would be a 0/10.
That’s because once you hit
negative numbers in the rating you can never convert that into a positive
review. Anything below 0/10 on the old system is automatically a 0/10 on the
new one.
That means a -2/10 or -8/10 on
the old system would automatically be a 0/10 on the new one. So if you watch a
movie that is a 0/10 on the new rating system you probably felt nothing. That’s
because a 0/10 on the new rating system has no feeling in it.
If you watched it with the old
rating system in mind you were probably losing -7/10 entertainment points and
making your life worse during the duration of the movie.
So if you watched a modern movie
and felt NOTHING AT ALL about it,
then you are on the new rating system and you watched a 0/10. If you watched it
and felt it made your life worse for 2
hours or so then you are on the OLD
RATING SYSTEM and probably saw a -7/10 compared to Star Wars – The Empire
Strikes Back.
This gives us room to expand the
new rating system into negative numbers, so if movies continue to get worse
over time at the current rate then you may see a -7/10 on the NEW RATING SYSTEM which would be about
a -18/10 compared to Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back on the old rating
system the classic 10/10.
Fortunately, this has not yet
occurred.
For now, the lowest rating on the
new system is 0/10 which means you felt nothing when you watched it. If you got
mad when you watched it you are on the old rating system and movies are making your
life worse by watching them. If your anger gets too severe maybe you should
only watch old movies which get a 3/10 and up on the old rating system so you
don’t get a rage attack or maybe get a new a new hobby if modern movies are too
infuriating to watch because they are making your life so terrible. Every time
you watch one they are taking pieces of your entertainment value points if they
are a -7/10 and you paid them to do it.Everyone else just feels nothing when they watch them, the classic 0/10
on the new rating system.
Star Wars – Rogue One is about
the Rebel Alliance Battle to get the plans for the Death Star just before Luke
Skywalker blew it up in Star Wars (1977).
The end of the movie is the scene
just before Princess Leia gets captured by Darth Vader in the opening scene in Original
Star Wars and gives the plans to R2-D2.
The plans that she gives R2-D2 in
the original Star Wars are retrieved at the end of Star Wars – Rogue One and
then given to her and she escapes and is then is captured by Darth Vader in the
first movie.
In the movie “Rogue One” is a
band of rebels in a stolen imperial ship who break off and go “rogue” from the
Rebel Alliance to retrieve the plans for the Death Star.
When they get there, their is a
huge battle for them to get the Death Star Plans form the Imperial Library or
something. Then the Rebel Alliance has to come and save them and get the plans
so Luke Skywalker can blow it up later.
The movie is about Darth Vader
building the Death Star and they have just loaded the Super Weapon but it is
not up to full power and they are testing it by blowing up cities on the ground
from outer space.
Rebels find out about the Weapon and
break off to steal the plans when they are testing it.
Darth Vader appears later in the
movie and is in charge of the Construction or something, then there is ahuge battle like at the end of the first
original three movies with original ships, so this battle is like the one at
the end of the first movie (1977) but it is a prequel and the battle is to get
the plans and takes place in outer space and on the ground.
At the end Darth Vader kills a
bunch of rebels with his light saber and the force but they escape and give the
plans to Princess Leia and they escape leading to the opening of the original
movie.
At the end Princess Leia is
pasted in from 1977 and is like a hologram or something and she looks identical
to the first movie but has new lines or something.
So they just copied her and
pasted her in at the battle scene so it looks original and she escapes and is
pursued by Darth Vader.
So Rogue One is about the fight
to get Princess Leia the Plans to the Death Star with a huge battle at the end
like in Star Wars - Return of the Jedi or something.
The movie has all original
Stormtroopers, X-Wings, Tie Fighter’s, costumes, vehicles like AT-AT’s, etc.
and some new ones as well as the Death Star is in it, Darth Vader is in it,
Princess Leia is in it, R2-D2 and C3PO have a cameo in it etc.but it is about the rebel fight to get the
plans not Jedi’s except for Darth Vader is in itlater in the movie.
Apparently they are making a
bunch of these, hopefully they are all full of holograms of original characters
with new lines because they look great.
