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| Halifax Valley Girl Mystery Solvers Seek Clues |
This is the latest update on the on what's happening in Sweet Valley High AKA Halifax Nova Scotia.
First, I have to clarify that in this Valley Girl story I am the Narrator and am one of the cool guys and play in a band.
In the story I am not the character of the Valley Girl who is writing a book.
Although I am writing books right now in real life that will be out in advance with a free ebook version, they will be sold on Amazon etc. at a later date when they are printed.
In the Valley Girl story I am not the "character who is writing a book" I am the narrator and play in a band and I am one of the cool guys.
The character who is writing the book is a Sweet Valley High Valley Girl who is writing a book on their team of mystery solvers.
This is what is happening right now at Sweet Valley High in Halifax.
The geeks, nerds and losers are now in a fight with a Valley Girl who is writing a book on their team of Valley Girl Mystery Solvers and the rest of the Valley Girls on the Mystery Solver team are looking for clues to solve the case.
The geeks, nerds and losers have just found out that one of the girls on the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers team is writing a book and is going to be famous and make a $100 Billion Dollar Book Company.
Now the geeks, nerds and losers are in a huge fight with her and the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers are trying to solve the case of what they are talking about.
The geeks, nerds and losers are saying that the Valley Girl who is writing the book on the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers Team is giving the geeks, nerds and loser's her brand new book business right now.
Then they are saying that she is giving them the business because she is going to make it up to them for her becoming famous and they aren't.
The geeks,nerds and losers are all saying that the Valley Girl who is writing the book is famous now and it's not fair. Then they are all going around saying that she is giving them the business and the $100 Billion Dollars in profits so they can put the book out and keep the money to make it up to them because they aren't famous and she is.
So at Sweet Valley High Halifax right now the geeks, nerds and losers are super mad and in a huge fight with one of the Valley Girls who is writing a book because she is famous and won't share it with them in their group of geeks.nerds and losers.
The geeks, nerds and losers are all saying they are in a fight with the Valley Girl because she is famous and they aren't and they want her to make them famous like her and they are mad because she won't.
So the geeks, nerds and losers all want the Valley Girl to "cut them in" on the Entertainment Business and make them famous or they will be super mad at her.
The geeks, nerds, and losers have sent a "secret message" to the Valley Girl writing the book right on the heels of a previous attempt by them to sneak up on a Valley Girl and kiss her at a Halloween Party (gross) two weeks ago that was a failed attempt.
Now the geeks, nerds and losers have struck again: They have sent a different Valley Girl who is writing a book on their team of Mystery Solvers a secret message.
This is the secret message:
"You are a fucking bitch and are famous now and won't cut us in on the entertainment business and now you are writing a book and are going to make $100 Billion Dollars off it.
We want you to know that we are mad at you because you are famous and we are not famous.
It's not fair that you are famous and we are not and we are mad that you won't cut us in on the entertainment business and we hate you.
If you want us to be nice to you then you are going to have to make it up to us for being famous.
It's not fair that you are famous and we are not famous.
That book you are writing is going to make $100 Billion Dollars and it's not fair because the money is probably guaranteed and the topic is super popular at the Supermarket Checkout with the Tabloids and stuff like that and when women go shopping they will probably buy it at the checkout when they are out getting food.
That's because it looks like some kind of Tabloid Book for housewives our something, and they will probably buy it with their food at the Supermarket Checkout because it will be listed right next to the National Enquirer and be #1 on the best sellers list at the book section of at the Supermarket or with the Tabloids.
Then these women will buy this book to read when they are home alone all day being housewives because they like to read the Tabloids and stuff like that and your book is going to be the same thing as that so they will be all reading it and then your are going to be super rich.
If your book is going to be at the Supermarket Checkout then you are going to be super famous and everyone will know who you are.
It's not fair that you have a tabloid book coming out at the Supermarket Checkout next to the National Enquirer because women will buy this when they are out and you will be famous and have like $100 Billion Dollars.
We know that this book will be big like the "Is Elvis Alive?" or the "OJ Simpson" book about if he did it or not.
We know that you are going to be famous and are writing the next Is Elvis Alive? book for the Supermarket Checkout with the Tabloids.
It's not fair that you are famous and are writing this book because you are a fucking bitch and we all hate you.
If you want us to be nice to you then when the book is finished you have to give it to us so that we can run the book publishing business to print and release the book so that we can be famous and have $100 Billion Dollars.
We want to run the business to put the book at the Supermarket because that will help you make it up to us for not being famous.
This book is going to be super huge with women and housewives because it's about tabloid stuff like Is Elvis Alive and we want it.
Since we are not famous are you are famous we want you to give us the book when you are done so that we can own the business that sells the book, this will help us in forgiving you for us not being famous when your are.
If you want us to forgive you for being famous then this is what we want.
We know that you are super nice but you are a fucking bitch and we hate you and we know you will want us to forgive you for being famous.
That is because we want to be famous.
That is why we are so mad at you and hate you. It's because we want to be famous and we are not, and you are famous so we are mad.
Plus, you are a fucking bitch anyway and we hate you.
If you want us to forgive you for being famous you have to give us the book business and let us print the book, then we are keeping the $100 Billion Dollars and you can't have any of the money.
You can't have the money from the book because you are famous and we are not famous.
We will keep the money and then this will start making us forgive you for being famous, in the meantime you can't have any money and have to live on regular money while you write books for our book business.
This is because we are so mad at you for being famous that we want you to give us your new book and the $100 Billion Dollar Business, then we want to own mansions and have rich money while you are not rich and just have regular money.
That way when we are rich off your book and own mansions you will not be rich and just have regular money until we are not mad anymore.
When you have lived with no money while we are rich off your book you will still be famous and that should be enough for you that you don't need money.
So if you are famous then we want to own the money for the book because it's not fair that we are not famous.
When we are famous like you then you will be allowed to have rich money after you let us have money for your book for a long time.
At some point in the future when we have collected the $100 Billion Dollars and are famous off your books THEN you will be allowed to have money and be rich.
So if you want us to be nice to you then you will have to do this or we won't like you because you are famous, that means you will have to please us until we are not mad anymore that we are not famous and you are.
During this period you will also have to wear a potato sack.
Wearing the potato sack for cloths while you are famous and write books for us will help us feel better because we are mad.
So when we own your book and are living in mansions with the $100 Billion Dollars you will have to live poor and wear a potato sack for cloths until we are not mad anymore.
We know that you are going to do this because you are super nice and don't want us to be mad at you.
That is what you have to do to please us and make us happy. This will help you make it up to us for being famous when we are not, that's how mad we are.
We are so mad at you for being famous that we want you give us the book and the $100 Billion Dollar Business and be poor and wear a potato sack for cloths until we are not mad anymore.
We have been running in and out of your yard and yelling about this but you are not getting the hint.
Since you are not getting the hint and your Tabloid Supermarket Book with be out soon with the National Enquirer at the Supermarket we had to send you this secret message.
Since you are nice and we know you are going to do this for us but you are stupid because you don't get the hint when we go down there yelling in your yard that we had to send you this secret message.
p.s. You are a fucking bitch and we hate you.
If you don't cut us in on being famous and let us in the Entertainment Business then we won't talk to you anymore. When you do this we will start to forgive you for being famous."
Here is the thing, the Valley Girl who is writing this book who got the secret message about this issue doesn't even know who these geeks, nerds and losers are....plus she hates them because they are gross.
So they sent her this secret message with their demands about wearing a potato sack for clothes and giving them her book money for their forgiveness but she doesn't even know them.
Now the Halifax Valley Girl Mystery Solvers are trying to solve the mystery of what they are talking about in this crazy letter.
Here is the deal - The two crowds don't even know each other, but the geeks, nerds and losers keep saying they are in the same crowd as the Valley Girls and they keep trying to interact with them and are saying they are in the same crowd together.
The Valley Girls all hate the geeks, nerds and losers and think they are gross.
Now the geeks, nerds and losers heard about the Valley Girls book coming out and they are saying she has to do all that if she wants them to forgive her.
These are people she doesn't even know, the ones she knows of were just the Trenchcoat Mafia pretending to like books but they were just posers.
Now the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers have to solve the case.
Here are their thoughts on the case:
Are the geeks, nerds and losers trying to get her pregnant so they will get her book money by having a baby with her?
Are the geeks, nerds and losers trying to find out if she wants them to secretly father her baby behind her boyfriends back.
That way if they break up the boyfriend doesn't get anything because he wasn't the real father....then the book money goes to the geeks, nerds and losers where the real father of her kid lives?
This is the number one issue the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers are trying to find out....
Why do the geeks, nerds and losers think that the Valley Girl writing the book thinks that they are so important?
The Valley Girl writing the book hates them and they will never even look or talk to them ever for real, 100% fact.
However, all the geeks, nerds and losers are saying that she thinks their so important to her that she will give them her book money and be poor and wear a potato sack for cloths because she has to make it up to them for her being famous when they are not famous.
That is not true at all and they are lying by saying they are important to the Valley Girl.
That is the case the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers are on right now: Why do the geeks, nerds and loser think they are so important to her that she would do that? (they aren't, she hates them)
There must be something more going on for them to think all this and that's the case and the Valley Girls are looking for clues.
That's all I have right now on the topic or I would tell everyone the rest. We will have to wait to find out.
Why do the geeks, nerds and losers think that they are so important to this Valley Girl on the Mystery Solvers that she will give them her book, a $100 Billion Dollar Business, be poor and wear a potato sack for clothes to please them?
Plus, they even went to her house and waited in the yard and when she went outside they even checked to see if she was wearing potato sack clothes now after they sent the message (she wasn't) because they thought it was true and she was going to put on the potato sack and give them the book this week.
That is the mystery the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers are on right now - Why do the geeks, nerds and losers think that they are so important to her and that that is really going to happen?
To be continued as story develops.
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