Can Someone Please Invent The Following Items

I was just sitting around working on my Youtube.com smart tv app www.deathmetal.tv. 

Yeah it streams from Youtube to my webpage or television on the smart tv app but I am missing some items.

Can someone please invent the following "free to air" television apps so I can watch free satellite on my blu ray player.

-HULU to USB Stick for smart tv and blu ray to clone hulu open to usb stick and receive wireless HULU signal on USB stick...like roku to usb on wifi over intenet.

-Roku to USB for free roku wifi signal.

-Dishnetwork and Directtv rom and satellie board software from satellite receiver to USB stick for smart tv and bluray for free intenet television signal over internet wifi.

-Free to air satellite dish software to USB stick for plug and play into smart tv and USB.

All that assumes you have your own internet connection and the channels come in free.

What I need is Blackbird signal or Echostar to wifi....that's to covert the satellite signal to a wifi signal to play the FTA, Direct TV or Dishnetwork off the echostar band into the USB stick, then the smart tv or bluray play will receive the wifi signal and the USB stick will unlock the dishnetwork or direct tv channels.

I could also use Blu Ray player to Free To Air satellite tv convertor. 

That would turn your blu ray player into an FTA receiver to get free FTA channels over the wifi band and then back to bly ray over the USB stick interface loader.

Something like this, like the Youtube live streaming option....download satellite signal to computer over FTA card then broadcast live into youtube live streaming, thats already floating around.

This would be my ideal situation....convert USB stick satellite or HULU reciever and include Youtube live streaming option on software.

Open USB stick on television or blu ray, then the USB stick will load the television menu into the television over the live streaming option with a guide menu, then the channels are picked up on the stick from the download off the satellite band or directly from satellite to wifi conversion.

The bluray or smart television will then grab the satellite signal band off the wifi and then play on your television from the USB interface on the live streaming app like on youtube.

Thanks!

-END-