Saturday, May 7, 2022

RE: Porn Industry

I started watching all those porn pages on the internet a few years ago, it's up and down.

Hahahaha, the porn business...like a sex position, it's up and down.

I'm gonna add that joke to my attempted comedy routine, really though I'm saying from back from my old garment district days they used to make bras and bra hooks and stuff like in their sales book, that I used to work on.

Yeah anyway, sorry where I used to work at closed down and now they can't fly you out for a new bra hook fitting for your triple d and f's at my house, hahahah.

Like when they used to visit Halifax for a bra fitting, I think I saw this script on a porn tape recently.....what I mean is I inherited all the material to make the outfits and stuff with the patterns and business secrets, like from their old client days....what I'm saying is I just don't have the printing and manufacturing money yet...all the old clients that know me know what that is.

That's all that is going on, I just have to re-pool my money then I'm back open like before if I want with new people since the old ones left in about 2000, after that I can go back to keeping flying you up to Nova Scotia to come to my record store for your bra fitting, just like before....except I'm the boss now.

Edit: Sorry I'm a bit slow here on some of this....right the porn girl with the triple d bra and bigger, she's going to know now that I got the bosses old bank account and all his old product release stuff and I just started a new ad network after failed SAP on the stock market, now she can get all that stuff out of me plus the bosses old bank account as I start selling it....porn gold digger alert! Jason has all the bosses old stuff and contracts out back, now soon he's getting the bank account...sounds like I just got written into a porn script!

I mean, there's going to be tons of them looking for that stuff from the old boss now that they know it's in my inheritance. 

Now you can just run right in and get your bra fitting right in the record store now since I'm the only approval now, just like at the old CD Plus.

Just make sure to bring more friends next time to the fitting...I'll go get some more of that free stuff  from the garment district that you weren't allowed having last time, plus you can stay longer and spend more of my money because it's just me there now for approval, see you on the plane!

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