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To my surprise the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers Team has decided to make a guest appearance on this blog, apparently I thought that this might be the end of the Local Trench Coat Mafia but apparently they are back in full force! The Valley Girls Mystery Solvers Team came to my apartment late last night from their vacation to fill me in on what happened.
I still think they may be finished but the Valley Girl Mystery Solvers Team are saying that their "last ditch effort" may take a while and in the mean time their hi jinx are at an all time high.
Guess what they are copying now? That's right my new book Space Command! Every time I do something they copy me, it was music and now it's my new and first ever book series.
The Valley Girl Mystery Solvers have solved this mini mystery on their Vacation to tell everyone what has happened.
This is their statement:
Valley Girl Mystery Solvers Team:
Valley Girl 1:
"Uh, yeah....anyway, what we found out is that the Trench Coat Mafia is making a last ditch effort to make it in music then they found out about the book coming out from Halifax called Space Command www.space-command.net , then they started copying the book. Well, actually they know they can't write a book so they know they are out of luck on that one.
What they did though was another stunt, I think they thought they were working on the book because it's from the area here Halifax and it has a band advertisement on the webpage. When they seen the advertisement for a band they thought they were working on the book and started telling everyone they were working on the script.
So it's not just the music they copy, it's anything that is promoted on this page www.jasonjamesmackenzie.com currently pointed at blogspot.
When they seen the band advertisement on the book page www.space-command.net they thought they were working on the book."
Valley Girl 2:
"Yeah, they are real pricks."
Valley Girl 1:
This is what they did, they are saying that no one showed them how to make a book so they don't know how to copy it.
This is the mystery that we solved on our vacation.
If you show them how to do something they copy you then they use all your material and try to make their own and it's worse than that. Let's say it's some music band about politics as their lyrics. If you show them that they copy it and try and make their own, then they think they are experts and go around telling everyone how to make a band with political lyrics, then they don't know how to make any other type of band because nobody showed them.
That is the main point we resolved with the Trench Coat Mafia this week.
If you show them how to do something they think they are an expert and then go around showing people, saying they are an expert in it.
Then...this is the big one, they did it back to the people that showed them how to make a band. So they made a band and then went back to the person who showed them how to do it and told them they were doing theirs wrong.
No, they were the one's that showed them. They already know how to make a band then they said they were experts and tried to correct the person who showed them, then they got the run put to them.
This is the "metaphorical" example.
Let's say you taught them how to cook food. Later they come back down to your house and saw you cooking, when they saw the food they said that "you weren't doing it right" because "the french fries wern't brown enough". They they said that "they know that because they know how to cook, and you're supposed to put them in the french fry browner, toaster oven, for a few more minutes to get them golden brown" so "you're cooking them wrong".
They said that back to the person who showed them how to cook. So you show them how to cook and then they come to your house and watch you cook after you show them and then they tell you you're doing it wrong. Then they got thrown out of the house for being pricks.
What they said about the book Space Command www.space-command.net was that no one showed them how to write a book so they don't know if it's wrong or not.
Then they said that they were working on Space Command but they were lying. Then they said they needed to look at the script to see what was wrong with the book script, then they said when they figured out what was wrong with it they were going start working on the book and making corrections.
Then they said they were mad because no one showed them how to write a book yet, so they don't know how to correct it.
Never show the Trench Coat Mafia how to do anything like write a book, because when you write one they will tell you you're doing it wrong after you show them.
Then they will try and get you to let them write your book by saying your doing it wrong, after you showed them first, then will say they work there! Unbelievable!
Then they will pretend they are popular for working on your book when they start copying you.
This was a big incident this week and they got the run put to them, that is what happened. www.space-command.net . "
Wow! I can't even believe those valley girls said that!
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